He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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