hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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