She is in my trunk
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Alive.
So much puke
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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