dude i'm inner monologue high
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think people are normalizing furries
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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