Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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