I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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