what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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