i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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