Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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