moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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