she smelled like a LAN party
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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