Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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