I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
there was a trapeze. enough said
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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