OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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