Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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