i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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