I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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