she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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