I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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