just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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