my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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