It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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