He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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