ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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