Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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