Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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