Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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