i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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