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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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