Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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