But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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