id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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