Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
handjob tips. give me some.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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