another moral hangover. fuck.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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