i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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