At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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