Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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