I seem to have left my pride at pride
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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