i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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