I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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