I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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