and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She's not a foreskin expert like you
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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