So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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