I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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