Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize