you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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