Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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