take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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