Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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