No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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